Member-only story
10 Reasons NOT to move to California
From gang violence to potentially getting nuked by North Korea, it’s NOT a move
Ah, California! Beautiful beaches, the home of the entertainment industry, and its bloody gang violence! What more could you ask for?!
Have you ever thought of moving there?
A lot of people dream of going to California, and some people even have a strong desire to move there to build a life. It turns out that’s an absolutely terrible idea.
In this article, we’re going to look at ten legitimate reasons not to move to California. These reasons are based on pretty much everything that matters to people in terms of living somewhere. Things like safety, cost of living, and of course, likelihood of getting nuked by North Korea.
Homelessness
Okay, I’m not saying homeless people are evil or anything like that. I don’t believe that. And if I did, I certainly wouldn’t say it on Youtube like this. I would say it privately, maybe on a private channel that only fellow jerks would watch, with whom I could talk freely about overhauling the entire society and eliminating groups of people we would deem to be undesirable.
Ahem, but I’m not like that. I genuinely feel bad for the homeless population here…
